Golden Girl


shelbysorausrex:

iamawinrar:

mishapenmagic:

heyyoitsrobee:

ayooklumzie:

i needed some crack heads because i have AMAZING boobs…. LOL.

I ran shirtless with a pot head because I’m sexy like that.

Wow these are amazingly accurate. I would run shirtless with a pothead because, well, let’s face it, folks, I am sexy like that.

I cuddled with a bowl of cereal because i didnt like the way he looked at me.

I ran naked with a stripper because I’m sexy like that ;)

i cuddled with a pot head because i love to snort cocaine 


  1. christineb17 reblogged this from smileyouremine and added:
    i ran naked with...i’m gay…….. awks… i’m not gay….
  2. randaven reblogged this from grimspiration and added:
    I slept with your mom because I’m gay.Fair enough.
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  4. iloveyousaralam reblogged this from harrypotteris-myeverything and added:
    i have a noodle in
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  7. evypotter reblogged this from harrypotteris-myeverything and added:
    stabbed the trojan man...I’m good in bed ;D
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  12. kedung-tukmols reblogged this from devastator19
  13. ramonatherese reblogged this from a-bbey and added:
    I needed a teletubby because hoes keep stealing my tacos. lol
  14. 154reasonswhy reblogged this from milesawayfromparadise
  15. reverdamour reblogged this from milesawayfromparadise and added:
    I needed your grandma
  16. mylittlebluebird reblogged this from ccc0urtney and added:
    I stabbed a french fry because the hoes keep stealing my tacos. xD
  17. lelikblaster reblogged this from ladyvetinari and added:
    shanked a bag of weed...i smoked crack. ;(
  18. ghaelyn reblogged this from colormeinblackanndwhite and added:
    i cuddled with a condom because hoes keep stealing my tacos.
  19. simply-ill reblogged this from itzzzanthony
  20. surf3rchick reblogged this from milesawayfromparadise and added:
    I slept with a telatubby because I love marijuana hahha
  21. punkinn reblogged this from eeeee-mily and added:
    I ran shirtless with my lover because I’m sexy like that.. o.o
  22. remreyes reblogged this from illasfvck and added:
    i stabbed a hippie...hoes keep stealing my tacos
  23. kr91 reblogged this from just-stayd0pe
  24. just-stayd0pe reblogged this from wizcollifa
  25. ladyvetinari reblogged this from suffer-well-mia and added:
    I banged my boyfriend, because hoes keep stealing my tacos.
  26. suffer-well-mia reblogged this from isthistheplaceweusedtolove and added:
    ate, my boyfriend...have AMAZING boobs for Sandy
  27. colormeinblackanndwhite reblogged this from ccc0urtney and added:
    I banged a dog because I love to snort cocaine.
  28. isthistheplaceweusedtolove reblogged this from whiteshadowssparkleandglisten and added:
    love marijuana Ok, lol
  29. whiteshadowssparkleandglisten reblogged this from justsydney14 and added:
    I ran naked with some crack heads because I’m sexy like that xD
  30. ccc0urtney reblogged this from wizcollifa and added:
    ran naked with my best friend...I love marijuana. Sounds legit.
  31. wizcollifa reblogged this from itsjaayhoang and added:
    beat the trojan man because
  32. themickeymonster reblogged this from dattnguyen and added:
    I beat a drink because hoes keep stealing my tacos.
  33. risingfrom-thegroundd reblogged this from freee-at-lastt and added:
    I ran naked with a bum because I smoked crack.
  34. rockpaperscissorssausage reblogged this from bloody-hands-stop-beating-hearts and added:
    i cuddled with a horse because i have AMAZING boobs. (true story)
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